Name: How to Build a Christmas Toy
Duration: P00H03M39S
Description: A 2021 Christmas track for you to enjoy!

How to Build a Christmas Toy

by Teen Rom-Coms

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A 2021 Christmas track for you to enjoy!

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Oh Santa’s got an operation
Located at his North Pole station
Union elves with full insurance plans

But due to global climate changes
Disaster hit the news front pages
Anomay of weather at the poles

Schematics in the wind, can’t believe this happened again

For the first time in 100 years
Mrs Claus has been brought to tears
The machines are down then 24 hours to go

Turned on the backup generator
Rudolph says we tripped the breaker
Earthquakes, tidal waves, hurricane filled with snow

But we know what we have to do
In order to get your presents to you

Bang bang bang with all the mallets
Spin spin spin with the drill
Add another coat to the varnish
We’ll get these presents to you still

Break the glass in case of emergency
Gatorade for all the elves
Our Christmas spirits filled with urgency
We’ll get these presents to you still

Oh god, I hope we will

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released December 24, 2021
Daniel Miller - everything

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